An Ode to Boston University

You'll always have the Beanpot
Although without class,
When you score, you chant 'f*ck'
You terriers are quite crass

Some of your obnoxious fans
'Booed' the red white and blue,
Because its praises were were sung by an Eagle,
And not by the scum from BU

Harvard kids are ivy,
Eagles of Catholic mind,
Northeastern's coops
Makes careers easy to find

And what do you have
Besides a 'campus' on Comm Ave,
Or three stops on the B line?
A first-rate education
Bought by rich parents
But wasted on your second-rate mind
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