Some Tips For Your Upcoming Fantasy Baseball Draft
As the calendar turns from February into March, stat head losers across the nation change their focus from the NFL combine to the upcoming Fantasy Baseball Season.  One of the best parts of any Fantasy Season is the draft, check that, the live draft.  For all you newbies that have never participated in a live draft before, the kind writers at fourballs.com offer you 5 tips to ensure a smooth draft.

1. Don’t drink the night before.  Listen, nothing good comes out of getting bombed the night before your fantasy draft.  There’s probably going to be drinking at the draft, save it for there tough guy.  Not to mention, have you ever tried to compare five second baseman’s OBP’s when you’re hung over? 

2. Keep track of who’s been drafted.  The surest way to become the butt of everyone’s joke is to draft a player six rounds after they were picked.  A lot of leagues will fine you for this type of infraction.  This is only acceptable when you are attempting to bust the balls of someone who picked a player six rounds too early.  Be judicious in how you use this.

3. Be prepared with your pick.  Nothing gets me madder than the guy who isn’t prepared to make their pick.  This guys just spent the last 15 minutes screwing around, and now spends the five minutes he has to make a pick with his head buried in a magazine. The only time that you should ever take the full amount of allotted time is if the person immediately before you took the player that you were thinking of selecting. 

4. Bring your own magazine.  Hey, I paid 7 bucks for this thing…and now I’m going to loan it to you so you can beat me?

5. Control you gas problem.  There is nothing worse than sitting in a basement (yes, these drafts usually happen in basements) with 9 of your friends, one of whom continuously busts ass.  It’s usually the guy who went out drink the night before, hasn’t kept track of who’s been drafted, is never prepared with a pick and forgot his magazine at home.  Don’t be that guy.
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