Top 10 Ways Vince Young Will Get Hurt This Season
	Earlier this week Tennessee Titans' quarterback Vince Young announced that he will grace the cover of EA Sports' Madden NFL 2008 video game.  Common lore holds that the football careers of those who appear on the cover are forever cursed from that day forward, whether it be through poor play or injury. So we at Fourballs present to you, the Top 10 Ways Vince Young will get hurt this season:
	10. Breaks thumb scrambling for 6 yards during a game of Madden '08 9. Pulls hamstring after doing a stretching routine he learned from new buddy Ken Griffey, Jr. 8. Sprains ankle falling off a Segway scooter 7. Ravages digestive track in hot dog eating contest 6. Accidentally cuts himself using safety scissors 5. Hurts shoulder in altercation with NBA referee Joey Crawford 4. Receives multiple papercuts from the Wonderlic test 3. Shatters pinky finger while attempting to do Texas' "Hook 'Em Horns" sign 2. Dislocates index finger in effort to vote for Sanjaya 1. Is struck by lightning while watching Mark Prior pitch on TV
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