|
||||||||||||||||||||
| Special Features | Base Hits | |||||||||||||||||||
| Sports BLOG: Updated 4/10/10 | NFL Announces Plans for Month-Long 2011 Draft Including Bye Weeks | |||||||||||||||||||
| The "BALL BAG" | For the latest in sports humor: This ain't your nad's sports website | |||||||||||||||||||
| Best of Fourballs: Year Two | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Best of Fourballs: Year One | ** All information and quoted statements found on this satirical website are purely fictional and are not intended to offend or slander ** | Greece Tries to Patent the Marathon in Hopes of Paying off Debts | ||||||||||||||||||
| …More Features! | ||||||||||||||||||||
| This Week's Top Stories | NHL Seeks Ban on Montreal After Eliminating Ovechken and Crosby From Playoffs | |||||||||||||||||||
| Fourballs' Previews | ||||||||||||||||||||
| LeBron James Hurts Elbow Cleveland, OH – As the Cleveland Cavaliers face a 3-2 deficit in the NBA Eastern Conference semifinals against the Boston Celtics, the status of their star LeBron James is unknown. James, who is the likely MVP of the league, may have hurt his elbow back in the final game of the first round series against the Chicago Bulls. It appears as though his constant grand-standing might have gotten the best of him. “I’m not too sure what happened,” James told reporters. “I stole the ball from Rose at half court, broke in alone and dunked the ball, just like I always do. I moved on to my patented ‘Pat Myself On the Back’ move and I felt something pop.” James immediately became immobilized prompting the NBA referees to call a foul on Chicago’s Joakim Noah. NBA referee Dick Bavetta defended the call saying Noah must have put some sort of voodoo hex on James. “The ‘Pat Myself On the Back’ move is my favorite. It’s the only reason I show up for these games. We already knew he was going to win.” |
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2008 MLB Preview | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 2007 NFL Preview | Ken Griffey, Jr. To Go In Front of Senate Panel to Discuss Involvement in Napping Scandal | |||||||||||||||||||
| 2007 Year in Sports | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 2006 NFL Preview | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 2006 NBA Finals Preview | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Lawrence Taylor Goes From Sacking 16 A-Season to a Season of Sacking 16 Year Olds | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Archives | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Baseball Stories | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Football Stories | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Basketball Stories | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Miscellaneous Sports Stories | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 6th Ball Award To the NHL's Eastern Conference this season, where the top 5 (and possibly 6) seeds have been eliminated in the first two rounds of the playoffs. Only the SEC is more overrated than you. |
||||||||||||||||||||
| General | ||||||||||||||||||||
| E-mail Us! | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Links | ||||||||||||||||||||
| The Fourballs Look-Alike Contest. Click Here! | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Los Suns
vs. Los Wet Backs? Los Angeles, CA – As they prepare for their showdown with the Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference Finals, Los Angeles Lakers President Jerry Buss proves once again he is a shrewd business man. Looking to cash in on the political turmoil in Arizona, Buss announced on Tuesday that the Lakers would wear jerseys with the name “Los Wet Backs” across the front. “We figure the Suns cashed in on the Hispanics, why can’t we”, Buss told reporters. The Suns debuted their “Los Suns” jersey last week in protest of the Arizona law that will require all people to prove their immigration status. Phoenix merchants have barely been able to keep the “Los Suns” jerseys on their racks, quickly selling out in Latino neighborhoods. “Los Wet Backs was a natural fit”, said Buss. “What’s wetter than a lake?” |
|
|||||||||||||||||||
| Jerry Buss was quick to jump the border on NBA fad | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Issue 114 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Website writers are Phil Brown and Darrick Mello (no relation) | ||||||||||||||||||||
| We write sports satire about baseball, hockey, football, basketball, really any sport that may tickle your sports fancy. We're the best in satire, making fun of all professional athletes, and olympic ones too even. I hope you find our sports satire site funny and keep coming back every thursday to enjoy. Fourballs.com. Four Balls. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| hits and just like Pete Rose, still not in the Hall of Fame | ||||||||||||||||||||
